Look at my web cam.
I was over at a friend's house last year, hanging out with the fellas, doing a little drinking and whatnot, and watching some sporting event. I was absentmindedly gazing at the tv while a sports debate raged around me. Suddenly, this image flashed in front of my eyes. It was a Chevy commercial featuring Howie Long and some little girl. I disrupted the debate by shouting, "WHAT in the FUCK was THAT?!?!" We rewound the DVR and there it was again! Howie's crotch framed in the shot and the little girl either pointing at, or poking, Howie's junk!
Chevy! The vehicle of choice for pedophiles everywhere!
I saw the commercial again the other day. They sure are getting their money's worth out of it.
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I crave cocoa when the wind hits my door; classic conditioning.
You should try not to live too much, you could end up dying.
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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
I know you don't know me, but I'd just like to say that I was in high school the first time I read stuff from "Tips For Editing Poetry" at *suture. Now I'm a semester away from getting my Bachelor's in English and I still haven't forgotten that essay.
It's good to see you unbanned.
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Where are you getting your degree?
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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
and thanks for faving.
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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
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Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.
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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
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