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Martin at the Pumps

Comaverse


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It started with a question from Steve's son, "What happens to people when they go into a coma?" Fancying himself a modern day Pausanias, and believing he had some insight into the matter, Steve began an illustrated travelogue of a place he claims to have visited while completely unconscious - the Comaverse. Many viewers of Steve's digital paintings have theorized that he is unstable. That, however, has never been clinically proven. The travelogue is always a work in progress.

Chevy. Uh. What?

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 23, 2009, 1:06 PM
Look at my web cam.
I was over at a friend's house last year, hanging out with the fellas, doing a little drinking and whatnot, and watching some sporting event. I was absentmindedly gazing at the tv while a sports debate raged around me. Suddenly, this image flashed in front of my eyes. It was a Chevy commercial featuring Howie Long and some little girl. I disrupted the debate by shouting, "WHAT in the FUCK was THAT?!?!" We rewound the DVR and there it was again! Howie's crotch framed in the shot and the little girl either pointing at, or poking, Howie's junk!

Chevy! The vehicle of choice for pedophiles everywhere!

I saw the commercial again the other day. They sure are getting their money's worth out of it.


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Somewhere along the line I earned degrees in anthropology and sociology and digital media, and currently use that knowledge to keep all the disparate parts of a gigantic hospital network from collapsing into anarchy. My first career was as a bass guitarist for an exceptionally loud punkish rock band, and I still strap on the bass when opportunity knocks.

At deviantArt I ramble around the poetry and prose galleries and stick my nose into the lit forums. I should let it be known that the quickest way to extract political favors from me is to ply me with stout and Tullamore Dew, the finest Irish whiskey that can pass your lips.

I call Memphis, Tennessee home, but usually with a scowl on my face.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Memphis
  • Favourite game: Sleep
  • Favourite gaming platform: Bed
  • Favourite cartoon character: David Lee Roth
  • Personal Quote: Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it.

Comments


:iconmoonbeams:
Hey there! Thanks for the add. It's good to see you back.

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I crave cocoa when the wind hits my door; classic conditioning.

You should try not to live too much, you could end up dying.
:iconndifference:
It's nice to see you too. :)

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconfardareismai:
Hello,

I know you don't know me, but I'd just like to say that I was in high school the first time I read stuff from "Tips For Editing Poetry" at *suture. Now I'm a semester away from getting my Bachelor's in English and I still haven't forgotten that essay.

It's good to see you unbanned.

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:iconndifference:
I'm thrilled you got some use out of it. Makes the whole thing worthwhile!

Where are you getting your degree?

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconfardareismai:
The University of Montana. It's not on most people's radar but the English department just keeps on impressing me.

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:iconndifference:
Are you kidding? My favorite poet taught there: Richard Hugo. Besides that, I've been to Missoula and the campus is absolutely stunning. I think it's a great choice.

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconrandomaxes:
welcome back!
and thanks for faving.

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:b0x0rz: "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants." :spank: - actual subtitle from Hong Kong film

looking for a spark of inspiration, get Lit *VisualLit
:iconndifference:
Thank you and you're welcome!

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.
:iconpoprocksandcharlotte:
The legend returns, though we never met, perhaps you can make lit a good place to be again :love:

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Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.
:iconndifference:
Hey, I remember you!

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When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get youself a shit-bat.

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